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Coffee or Death T-Shirt


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This shirt was designed by Kelsey Dake, published illustrator and a friend of Cartel's. We asked for it to be on a black shirt; she took it and ran with the idea of "I like my coffee how I like my metal." Pretty badass, huh?

Printed on Bella + Canvas Jersey, this unisex tee is one of the softest we've ever found. You can wear black even if it's in the middle of a desert. Final production shirts may appear slightly different from images.

  • Made in USA and eco-friendly
  • Feels soft and light—perfect for the desert
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton